Mother-In-Law:Ernie K. Doe. #1 in 1961. (Capo 3rd fret.) INTRO: Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.. Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law. #1. The worst person I know.. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) She worries me so.. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) If she'd leave us alone, we would have a happy home.. Sent from down below. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) #2. Sin should be her name. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) To me they are about the same. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) CHORUS: Every time I open my mouth, she steps in, tries to put me out. How could she stoop so low? (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) #3. I come home with my pay. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) She asks me what I made. (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law.) She thinks her advice is a contribution.. if she would leave that would be the solution. And don't come back no more. (Mother-in-law, M.y.y.y..Mother-In-Law. Mother-In-Law...The Law..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.