Alright, sports fans. This version of the song just has 3 basic major chords. In the actual song, from what I anyway, there's single notes being played, but this sounds better if you're playing alone. I know that it matters.. but that mean doesn’t mean you should care I left my wife and only child for a girl at the Renaissance Faire Her name was Rowena: she came from Camelot She spoke with the darlingest English accent... or at least that’s what I thought Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank Well, I quit selling software; bought an RV Picked up some cashews for Rowena I drove us from sea to shining sea she did the Ren Faire in Phoenix she did the Ren Faire in joliet she did the Ren Faire in Fredricksburg Fredricksburg isn’t over her yet Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank Some nights she got cranky some nights she got mean some nights she got busy behind the snow cone machine. But I always forgave her when she came home and cried. No, I never felt down on my luck when I woke up with Rowena by my side. Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank one day she went jousting out in west Tennessee she took a lance to the helmet shattered most of her teeth she lost an eye in a bar fight lost her leg to gangrene ah but you know Rowena my love still the darlingest thing Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank and it was raining in Downey when I asked her to wed she said “what are you crazy?” and she hopped out of bed she knocked over the table and she hopped to the door she said “I don’t sign contracts” and left my life forevermore Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank Now I’m heading for the desert gonna burn this RV tell your mommy that I’d loved her and stay away from men like me I would tell you I was following my heart and I’d do anything to make you care but I gave up everything I had for a girl at the renaissance faire --and I’d do it again! Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. her hair smelled like steak... she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank she poured me beeEEEEr... *end of song* So yeah. Good luck with that!