Artist-Shack Song-Al's Vacation Album-Time Machine Writer-Mick Head Intro -- (2x) Verse 1 Mrs. Johnson gets her coat out of the cleaners It's a big day, they're gonna create a holiday Al's vacation starts today. Yea Al's vacation starts today Chorus Hey! Mister Goldman won't you please get in now And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along Verse 2 Mr. Johnson takes no nonsense at the weekend It's his off week and he needs a holiday Al's vacation starts today Yea Al's vacation starts today Chorus Hey Mr. Goldman won't you please get in now And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along Bridge This is the fortieth day you've been in What's all the fuss about you leaving I don't mind, I don't mind Forty days and forty nights Why should you lose good time for telly? It's alright, It's alright Outro -- (4x, end on )