--------------------- / Stephen Lynch / This song is good fun and easy to learn. / Albino / Listen to the track for the rhythm. / The Craig Machine / Chord list is at the bottom. --------------------- Standard tuning: EADGBe No capo STOP Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life That have, you know, slipped away somehow Uh, but I could only come up with... two I was in love with an albino * Her lack of pigment seemed like fun Her skin, the whitest alabaster * Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum Then one day it snowed real hard / And she disappear--ear--ear--red That's one Here's two I loved little Agnus Johnson * I met her at the old folks' home She'd call me up and say "Hey Stephen * Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone" Then one day her EKG went / Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep Chords used: 320033 575555 X32010 200232 X02210 * 020000 X32030 X35543 / 2X0033 022030 XX0232 Daniel Guyte.