Artist: Stpehen Lynch Song: Ugly Baby Chords: (x02220) (244222) (x02230) (x24432) (022100) (xx0232) You need a capo on the first fret. Intro: , Verse 1: My lady give birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, and hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Chorus: Damn thats an ugly baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned Cause damn that's an ugly baby Can't Believe this came from me Think her mom did too much LSD She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big But her hair color doesn't match her beard Chorus: Damn thats an ugly baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back Cause damn thats and ugly baby Bridge: And when she smiles I find Shame McGallen comes to mind It makes me want to cry When I look into her good eye I always wanted kids Is it wrong to hope for SIDS The doctor calles me in (hold) Mr. Lynch she has a twin Chorus: Damn that's a good lookin baby One for two on the good lookin babys Now I start to weep, this one we can keep Cause that was an ugly Ass.. Damn thats an ugly ass baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby Ending: Play like the chorus She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy Would a really really really late term abortion still fly? Oh no...not me.... I dont want no ugly baby I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby Damn thats an ugly baby