Artist: Stephen Lynch Song: If I Were Gay Album: A Little Bit Special AIM: unhlax23 Chords: (xx0232) (320033) (xx0230) (x40232) (x02220) (x24442) Intro: x4 Verse 1: Here we are, dear old friend You and I, drunk again Laughs have been had and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but Chorus: If I were gay, I would give you my heart And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art And if I were gay, we would swim in romance But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants x2 Verse 2: (play like previous verse) It's not that I don't care, I do It's just I don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean Chorus: (play like previous chorus) If I were gay, I would give you my soul And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand x4 Outro: Dsus1 We've never hugged, we've never kissed I've never been intamite with your fist You have opened, brand new doors Get over here and drop your drawers To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times.