VERSE I'm not what you think I am I'm the king of Siam I've got a bald head My name is Yul Brynner And I am a famous movie star Perhaps you saw me in Westworld I acted like a robotic cowboy It was my best role I can not deny I Felt right home deep inside (7th fret) That electronic carcass CHORUS (all chords in the higher frets) You're such monumental slime Let the punishment fit the crime Tie it to a chair The house music will blare And turn your ears into A medicinal jelly Stay inside on Christmas Day And make believe that you are my candy cane You said I'm not that type No I'm not sweet (7th fret) and I'm not overripe CHORUS (in high frets)